Has this happened to you?
You meet a girl, you get along, and in an hour or two you have her shamelessly moaning as you kiss her neck and try to figure out how to undo her bra.
Next scene: She walks out the door and you are staring into space, mentally kicking yourself for failing in what clearly appears to be a problem among the male population: difficulty unzipping your girl’s bra.
In the past, I’ve struggled and kicked myself for being so clumsy, but with a little research and a lot of practice, I’ve been breaking and unhooking those bras with a very small failure rate ever since. Although it would be great for her to remove her clothes, including her bra, most of the time, it’s you, yes, the man, who has to free her from her tit traps.
But first you have to know the enemy: the bra.
What the hell is that gadget that has turned your life into hell?
According to the great resource, the WIKIPEDIA, the Bra or the brassiere, “is a garment that covers, supports and elevates the breasts.” It was developed from the corset (respect to the men of the Middle Ages who had to deal with the corset!), And is mostly worn as an undergarment unless you are Madonna, who made brassieres out of cones.
Browse a Victoria’s Secret catalog and you’ll be amazed at the types of bras sprinkled across the pages, but no matter how padded or saggy they are, or how hot Adriana Lima is, it all seems trivial for the present case: whether or not the clasp it is in the front or back.
The front zippers are easy enough to remove, even women will agree, but the process is awkward as it will be obvious to the lady in front of you that you want something under the shirt (note to myself: make sure that gave her ALL the signs that she wants some action too)
Now the back snap, that’s a different story altogether.
Two ways to undo a bra
There are two ways to undo a bra: the two-handed method and the ever-popular but difficult to master, the one-handed method.
The two-handed method
With your left hand, grasp the side of the eyes (where the hooks hook) and with your right hand grasp the other side – the hook. Bring both ends together to loosen the hooks, and then turn your right hand (still holding the hooks) to about 45 degrees, and voila, your bra is unbuttoned.
The one-handed method
Many have tried, but only a few are successful (judging by the amount of material available on the Internet). The one-handed method requires practice, hand dexterity, and a thorough understanding of what’s under your shirt. No amount of blah blah can substitute for reality, so here’s a video you can learn from.
Some tips to undo your bra:
* Make sure you’ve given her signs that you want me to remove your bra. If she doesn’t show resistance when you brush or touch her breasts while she’s still wearing her shirt (at least twice), there’s a good chance she will allow her bra to come off.
* Women are victims of their own boob traps; They also have a hard time taking bras off or on, so if you mess up the first time, don’t give up hope. Distract her by kissing her ears or biting her neck and start over.
* Practice with a friend, preferably a girl. Practice on a chair, a single sofa, on a teddy bear. Like all other skills, practice makes perfect.
* Does not mean no. If she shows resistance when you first try to undo her bra, stop and continue to distract her. If after a while you try to do it again and she still resists, then stop. It may not be your lucky night after all.
* Make her WANT to do it.
There is nothing sadder in the world than seeing a guy trying to undo a girl’s bra. Are you not envious of those who have accessed the products trapped under those bras and have since accessed a hundred women who wear bras? (some don’t wear bras) If women can practice with popsicle sticks to give you the best head of your life, then you should be able to return the favor and snap those hooks in seconds.
Practice, practice, practice, and you may be on your way to perfecting the art of unzipping a bra.